Dear Comrade,

It would appear that the day is finally upon us and people of the world will no longer assume the worst of 'Streets' or for that matter any 'Unilever' product. Too long have the consumers of this world considered your company one of the many faceless, gutless multinationals. Prepared to push in excess, its disgusting range of mediocre products, Secure in the knowledge that convenience and promotion will always appeal the nonchalance of the average shopper. To most it would appear that you embrace Capitalism as your saviour and protector but as I've long suspected nothing could be further from the truth.

The signs have always been present :

UNILEVER :Uni (University) Lever (Leaver ) = An educated individual, released into the world to share their knowledge.

STREETS : Where the grass roots political action must emerge. Socialism is a school of understanding that must be practiced house to house Street to Street.

MAGNUM = A gun. No doubt the tool you think we should use in over throwing our oppressors.

The Two coloured heart shaped Logo on STREETS packaging: Colours united. Swirling in the undercurrent of change to create one solid heart. Red for communism and White for clouds of smoke while burning of our capitalist past.

Finally the conclusive piece of evidence that you are one of my many Socialist/Communist siblings

The "Cherry Guevara" Ice Cream.

Comrades, for those among us who don't yet understand the greater plan. I have forwarded some ideas of my own I'm confident you'll use in order to generate a greater swell of solidarity.

Other Communist pioneer treats

Karamel Marx
Lenin Drops
Castro-enteritis

Not without his own share of criticism Che did often execute dissidents among his own people. Perhaps our fellow comrades would like a range of communist dictators.

Icey Pol Pot
Stalinberry

Maybe to get the younger crowd in we could try a range of politically active Band ice creams.

Mint Night Oil
Rage against the Macadamias
REMelon

Or perhaps just one for the local rebel/outlaw.

Ned Kelly Jelly

In the meant time I shall spread the word. Anytime I feel the need to eat one of your disgusting ice creams I shall proudly offer the store attendant the cost price only. If he argues I shall yell "Don't try and oppress me you capitalist stooge."

I welcome your reply
Viva La Revlon Lotion.
Ian Baddley

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