To whom it may concern.

I recently noticed that Mr Maxi Walker has been the poster spokesperson For Allam Homes and that one of the many "Maxi Deals" includes 12 lots on an unfeasibly small piece of land, perilously close to an electric sub station in Riverstone.

I have recently acquired some toxic tomato pulp from the Fall out affected area of Chernobyl and I'm having a terrible time trying to pass it off as an edible substance.

Obviously Mr Walker and indeed the good folk at Allam Homes are of the opinion, that long term exposure to such hazardous substances is of little consequence to young families. So I have included some pictures of the land in question and a few label suggestions for my proposed new venture.

I look forward to offering people a cheap alternative (to health) with you soon.